Ontario that is… the people there think an “older crowd” means 25 years old.

I don’t like shhhhhhhers.  You know people who say “shhhhh”  when you are talking to loud (according to them).  Who is to say who is talking to loud, isn’t that up for individual interpretation.

Just because you don’t talk loud doesn’t mean you can be a hater to those who do!!!

I think those people should speak the fuck up and then those of us who are loud will seem quieter.

I hear the thunder outside, even see the lightening in the distance and know the rain is coming…

I love Florida storms!!!

Tonight for dinner I had 2 beers and a bowl of pretzels!!!

I am a great cook…

Why is it people wear to much perfume?  If I can smell why can’t you.  As far as I am concerned perfume should be a pleasant final touch before you go out but if you over do it then it is just offensive.

Less is more and bigger is… well, bigger is always better, but less is more.

This is the spam that gets sent to my website... 

it's funny, I love that I get funny spam!!!

Look how freaky it even gets posted???

If people from Poland are called Poles, why 

aren't people from Holland called Holes?
yes its'right......

Why is the man who invests 

all your money called a broker?

If horrific means to make horrible, 

does terrific mean to make terrible? 

Why is it called building when it is 

already built?
If a book about failures sells, is 

it a success?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, 

then why do bars have parking lots?

If vegetarians are those who eat 

vegetables, what do humanitarians eat, 

human?

If working hours are meant for working, 

then why are you reading this.....? 
Why not facing your work and stop reading 

my joks ? 

So I thought it would be fun if you wrote a caption for this picture.  You know how in the backs of magazines you can write a caption for a photo and submit it for a prize?  Well, let’s see what kind of caption’s you can come up with for this picture.  BTW, I took this picture in Florida a few months ago.

This is what I LOVE to do in the summer…

With summer coming so quickly, I was wondering what do you do to stay cool in the heat of summer?

First of all, the summer never seems to come quickly enough for me!!!  I LOVE the hot weather, I swore several years ago (probably after a Toronto winter) that I wouldn’t ever (I don’t use the word never, remind me to tell you sometime) complain about the hot weather or humidity again… and I have not!!!

The hot weather really doesn’t bother me, so I really do what it is I usually do but just enjoy it more and try to take the car less!!!

I love going to the beach (as long as you can swim in the water… NJ beaches are questionable and so are Ontario’s I think) or lay out by a swimming pool reading gossip magazines.

I also love having drinks on patios and eating dinner outside.

You know what makes me sooooo happy, when I walk outside at night and it is warm and I don’t need to put on a sweater or a hoodie.  I am ALWAYS cold so I don’t really ever leave the house without a jacket of some kind but in the dead of summer I throw caution to the wind and risk it leaving the hoodie at home, lol

You know how some people look like their dogs and some people look like their spouse?

Well, I look like my dessert?